Books, books, everywhere

It's my 168th post today! Let's have a giveaway. Nope, no special occasion. I just thought it might be fun. I'm suffering from post-holiday-boredom disorder and I need a little pick-me-up. Plus, I have to wait until July to move into our new house. And ever since I started perusing carpet, vinyl, and Formica colors, my current place of residence looks like the apartment from Hades, and not just because of the hideous orange counter tops. The only thing I can think of to improve it is de-clutter. So who's with me?!

I've amassed a small-ish collection of books that I bought, read once, enjoyed, but will probably never read again. I am very generously giving these books away in the hopes that they will find a good home. Because, like cats and some dogs and most children, books need a good home.

Social Graces
This is a very thought-provoking book about why our society is not quite as polite as we used to be and how we can fix it. If you need any tips about proper behavior, this is the book for you. And if you don't need tips, I'm willing to bet you can name a handful of people who would greatly benefit from this book. (Kristina P., you aren't one of those people.)

Seabiscuit
Way better than the movie.

Animal Farm
Four legs good, two legs bad. What else is there to know?

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
This is an obviously fictional book. One pair of jeans that can magically make four girls love their behinds? No way, no how. It's a fun read, though.

What to Expect When You're Expecting and What to Expect the First Year
These books give advice. Some of it is absurdly obvious, some of it is helpful, and some of it will be the best form of birth control you'll ever encounter.

Now, I was planning on picking just one winner, but maybe the winner won't need all of these books. So if you just want one or two let me know - maybe I'll tweak things a bit once the drawing comes around. And really, it's my blog and my giveaway so I'll do whatever I feel like. And no more arguing or I'll take away TV privileges! (Um, sorry. That just slipped out. I've been using that phrase a lot lately.)

Anyway, leave me a comment to enter yourself into the drawing and come back in a week to see if you've won. Good luck to you!