Please
Your neighbor,
Becky
1 day ago
Thursday, January 28, 2010
A request
Dear morons who also happen to be my neighbors,
Pleasedo us all a favor and turn on your brain at the same time you turn on your car. I mean, I know it must be terribly confusing for you, but I'll make it simple: if you see a stop sign at the intersection of two roads, it means you're supposed to stop. Shocker, right? And in case you're unsure what a stop sign looks like, it's a red, hexagonal sign with, you guessed it, the word STOP. I really don't think it's too much to ask, do you? All I want is to be able to drive down my street without wondering if today will be my last day on earth. So no more tapping the brakes, or throwing a cursory glance down the road, or even barreling right on through. Just stop at the stop sign.
Your neighbor,
Becky
Please
Your neighbor,
Becky
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So dangerous. We were almost hit recently by a woman going 50 through the stop sign. My quick reflexes and amazing driving skills totally saved us that day. But, I should probably give God some credit, too.
I'm sure they will totally do it.
AMEN!!! I'm guessing your talking about Ridgewood and Ashford??? Because when I drive it, when I got my Drivers Liscense out of the cracker Jack box, I did learn that small detail...Red means Stop, Green means go, and yellow means GO FASTER :) (That's what Kurtis said in preschool when they were learning colors, nearly 5 years ago) and I learned how to read STOP too :) So be glad that you will die because I'm graciously glancing as I slam into you oops...j/k. honestly I do stop. I have a gripe too with the way people don't stop at a stop sign. Thanks for the post....ohh how do you cross out your words? Just wondering.
I LOVE YOU AND ALL YOUR SASSYNESS!
Nice. Can you craft a similar request for my idiot neighbors too?
becky, this is your blog. sometimes i just wish you would say what you really feel
:-)
we where on a walk the other day, and my 4 yr old made us stop at a stop sign :-)
Yah... need something here too, but not for the stop sign... more for going 15 mph over the speed limit in a residential area. :P
Ohhhh beck, once again you have me rolling on the ground. Will you ever take this to a professional level? You should!
Alaskans seem to be a livin' on the edge kind of people. We understand that, Becky, being from Idaho and all.
I certainly don't think it's too much to ask. Maybe alert the traffic cops that there is a problem there...
I'm glad you're having a good hair day, though!
I am laughing so hard right now. Don't we all have at least one neighbor like that?
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