Hee, hee

I was reading some of my old posts last week and ended up spending the better part of an hour just laughing. Out loud. A lot. I don't know if you were aware of this, but I'm funny. But more importantly, you guys are funny! So today I thought I'd share some of my favorite comments of all time. Even without context, these should have you laughing in no time. Or at least chuckling. If not, well, what can I say? You're probably just dead inside. Let the hilarity commence!

• My wife casually stalked me for a year. When we "met," I had no idea who she was. Ha ha - joke's on her, I totally married up.
• Four year olds are people, but of an entirely different variety. Mine will be five in December. Hopefully that will help.
• Beck, don't give up! You've only got like 20 years to go or something before your kids really grow up.
• What a bummer! I'm so sorry. And thank you for realizing that skinny jeans fit in the same category as hunger and poverty.
• Well, I've been knocked up by the pool boy, and I wasn't offended, so well done.
• Doomsday advice: if the economy collapsed (oops, did I say that?) and you couldn’t buy toilet paper what would you do? Get a bathroom bidet sprayer from www.bathroomsprayers.com and you won’t have to worry about it. The water will still be running long after the toilet paper stops reaching the store shelves and in the mean time you’ll be saving money that you can use to stock up on canned soup. Think I'm joking? Wait till you have to choose between those rolls of super-soft Charmin or a sandwich.
• If Google knows where I lose things, I will immediately unplug every electronic device in my house and burn them. But sorry about your clippers. When mine are missing my teenage girls have them. I don't think they have yours, though. But I'll check.
• LisAway just called you a Jerk!?!? (it was totally worth it because I cracked up so loud my kids stopped what they were doing to find out if I was still sane)
• You seriously crack me up. Well, at least you're still shaving your armpits. That's the important thing.
• That's funny, and just proves that you can use duct tape in the bedroom for all kinds of things.
• Hearken NOT unto the naysayers; do both, AND LIVE!!!!

I just made your whole day a little better, didn't I? You're welcome.