Having a kid who can read is fun. It makes me want to tell people, "Hey, look what I made - and he reads!"
Went to the State Fair today and downed a gyro so chock full of onions I may never open my mouth in public again.
Potty training continues. Today the girl pooed in her panties... four times. Kinda makes me wish I were dead.
Had a crazy dream last night that had me contemplating the after effects of swallowing a cup of pea gravel.
Made meatballs this morning. Dropped one on the floor. Too tasty to waste - I ate it anyway.
(Makes you wish you lived in my head, doesn't it? It's all kinds of fun in there!)
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Love that first one. I'm totally gonna use that line (Look what I made!) when I have kids.
twitter is always looking for funny people... far too many just saying the same old same old...
and I'm stealing that first one too... I'll credit you if I use it in public :)
You went to the State Fair, changed four poopie diapers AND made meatballs? Today? You rock!
YOU KILL LADY!!!
You should get a FACEBOOK....I bet your daily posts would be so awesomely funny....
We're working on EmberLee and reading. Is Riley ahead of Em? She's finally getting the idea of it all. I moved over to Reading Reflex....You probably haven't a clue what that is, but I'll keep ya posted. Thanks for the random funnies from your head. I LOVE them every time.
LOL and the potty training one makes me want to start that with my youngest... ummm... NEVER.
"But MOoOOOOM, I don't Wanna!!!"
I agree with Ty. get on fb. plug these in. i get lawlz
everybody wins
Pea gravel? Interesting. I've never thought about the effects of swallowing that either.
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